{"id":247,"date":"2012-10-13T11:05:27","date_gmt":"2012-10-13T10:05:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mycrosspatch.com\/blog\/?p=247"},"modified":"2012-10-29T22:04:03","modified_gmt":"2012-10-29T22:04:03","slug":"scuba-diving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mycrosspatch.com\/blog\/2012\/10\/13\/scuba-diving\/","title":{"rendered":"Does that mean I need to go scuba diving?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<!-- Quick Adsense WordPress Plugin: http:\/\/quickadsense.com\/ -->\n<div class=\"48e5397a39c6ea4ae31e40d674b2fea7\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- july 2019 -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-9380921822254336\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9798147637\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n<p>13.10.2012<br \/>\nHaving been woken for a cuddle by the 12 year old, who had subsequently departed to play shoot \u2018em up video games on his PC, I was lying awake this morning listening to my Dearest snore when suddenly he spoke. I always know when he is dreaming about work because he speaks in a loud authoritative voice which I think of as his Boardroom Voice, \u201cCherry, does that mean I need to go scuba diving to collect it?\u201d it\u2019s not often one enjoys a good belly laugh in bed but I roared with laughter, imagining my beloved in a wet suit was enough to make me laugh out loud.<br \/>\nI nudged him awake with a sharp elbow to the ribs, saying \u201cyou don\u2019t need to go scuba diving Love\u2026\u2026 And who\u2019s Cherry?\u201d He rolled over and smiled, I got a cuddle but no answer, &#8220;Who&#8217;s Cherry?\u201d not that I&#8217;m jealous at all, just curious. \u201cGerry\u201d he replied finally, \u201cI was talking to my Boss Gerry, I was driving up the motorway in the Volvo\u201d (we don\u2019t have a Volvo, sadly) \u201d when I hit a shopping trolley and crashed the car, a lorry came to collect the wreck, but a man was throwing bits of the Volvo into the River Ribble\u201d explain that if you can!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mycrosspatch.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Volvo-c70.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-256\" title=\"Volvo c70\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mycrosspatch.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Volvo-c70-300x180.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.mycrosspatch.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Volvo-c70-300x180.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.mycrosspatch.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Volvo-c70-1024x617.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.mycrosspatch.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Volvo-c70.jpg 1716w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 85vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>We used to have a Volvo, I loved that car<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Who&#8217;s Cherry?\u201d not that I&#8217;m jealous at all, just curious.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[15,16,8,14],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mycrosspatch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mycrosspatch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mycrosspatch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mycrosspatch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mycrosspatch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=247"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"http:\/\/www.mycrosspatch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":408,"href":"http:\/\/www.mycrosspatch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247\/revisions\/408"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mycrosspatch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mycrosspatch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mycrosspatch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}